Everybody Wants Ta Get Inta Da Act!

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

Make Someone Happy, Make Just One Someone Happy, And You Will Be Happy, Too.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

That's The Conditions That Prevail!

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People. Leave 'em Ta Hell Alone.