Everybody Wants To Win, But Everybody Doesn't

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

Say 'dodgers' And People Know You're Talking About Baseball. Say 'braves' And They Ask, 'what Reservation?' Say 'reds' And They Think Of Communism. Say 'padres' And They Look Around For A Priest.

The Best Possible Thing In Baseball Is Winning The World Series. The Second Best Thing Is Losing The World Series.

I Was Fortunate Enough To Coach The Us Olympic Team In Australia. The Parks Were Full At All Times. How Can They Take Away A Sport Like That?

When I Was 15 Years Old, I Used To Actually Dream I Was Pitching In Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey Was My Catcher.