Everyone Has An Idea That They Think

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.

I Don't Mind It If Blacks Want Equal Rights, As Long As They Mean Rights Equal To A Dog

It's A Good Thing I'm A Professional And Could See The Pure Genius Talent Behind The Raw Sexual Beauty.

They Say The Number On Rule In Showbusiness Is Not To Work With Animals. I Guess I'm Above The Rules Because I Put Up With That For Seven Years.

Everyday I Question Myself. I Look In The Mirror, Or Read One Of My Scripts, Or I Reflect On My Acting And I Say To Myself 'that Was Good...but Was It Zach Braff Good?' Lets Just Say Things Have Been Looking Pretty Zach Braff So Far.