Everyone Is Into Male Grooming.

I Change, Like Every Single Normal Person.

I Never Think Of Playing For South Africa. It's The Furthest Thing From My Mind.

Who Is The Muppet Coaching Chelsea??? Avb??? Hmmm!! 25yrs For Ferguson, Hopefully Not Even 6 Months For This Avb Geezer!

No One In Their Right Mind Would Turn Down The Contracts I've Been Offered.

I Don't Feel Sorry For Myself.