Everyone Of You Has A Health That

Mtv Is To Music As Kfc Is To Chicken!

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.

I Had More Material On Weather Than Anyone Else, I Guess, ... Back When I Was Traveling A Lot On The Road As A Standup Comic, Between Airport Security And The Weather... I Just Wanted To Be Prepared For Sitting In The Airport.

Stupidity Really Gets Me Going, When It's Just Plain Stupid, Obvious Stupidity. And I Think That's The Reason My Act Has Become More Political. I've Become Somewhat More Of A Political Comic Because The Level Of Stupidity I've Watched Is Staggering.

Wow, You Survived A Blackout. You're Made Of Stronger Stuff Than Ice Cream.