Everyone Should Have An Evil Secret Plan.

There Are Some Guys I Know For A Fact, Like Louis C.k., Who Always Talk About How Not-great Of An Actor He Is, And He's Terrific On His Show. But I Know Louis Would Play A Fantastic Dramatic Role In Something, Too. He Just Needs Somebody To Grab Him And Say, "come In Here And Do This."

Wolfhounds Helped Kill Off The Wolves In Ireland.

I'm Really Good At Laundry, And I Have No Problem Cleaning The Kitchen.

I Love To Smoke. I Smoke Seven Thousand Packs A Day!

Science Fiction Was Never My Thing. I Have No Interest In It.