Everything Can Be Satirized.

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

I Look For Women I Know Are Gonna Bust Me Up Good. Come On, Man, Who Can Resist That? Who Can Resist That Emotional Pain? Yeah, They All Have The Same Line, They're So Sweet: I'm Not Gonna Hurt You Like All The Others. Really I'm Not. I'm Gonna Introduce You To A Whole New Level Of Pain!

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"