Everything Comes To Him Who Waits --

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.