Everything Comes To Him Who Waits --

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.