Everything I've Ever Done In My Life

Why Do We Love Our Grandparents So Much? Part Of The Reason I Think Has To Do With The Tremendous Natural Affection And Affinity That Kids Have For Older People, Whether They Are Their Actual Grandparents Or Not.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.