Everything I've Ever Told You, Including This,

I've Always Been After The Trappings Of Great Luxury. But All I've Got Hold Of Are The Trappings Of Great Poverty. I've Got Hold Of The Wrong Load Of Trappings, And A Rotten Load They Are Too, Ones I Could Have Very Well Done Without.

I Didn't Know Dirty Words Could Be Done That Artfully.

I Would Much Prefer To Be A Judge Than A Coal Miner Because Of The Absence Of Falling Coal.

All In All I'd Rather Have Been A Judge Than A Miner. And What's More, Being A Miner, As Soon As You Are Too Old And Tired And Sick And Stupid To Do The Job Properly, You Have To Go. Well, The Very Opposite Applies With Judges. *

One Of The Ways To Avoid Being Beaten By The System Is To Laugh At It.