Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's

I Am A Great Believer In High-priced People. If A Thing Cost A Lot It May Not Be Any Better, But It Adds A Certain Amount Of Class That The Cheap Thing Can Never Approach; In The Long Run It's The Higher-priced Things That Are The Cheapest.

Nothing Makes A Man Broad-minded Like Adversity.

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

I Guess There Is No Two Races Of People In Worse Repute With Everybody Than The International Bankers, And The Folks That Put All Those Pins In New Shirts.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.