Everything Is Funny, If You Can Laugh

He Said He Would Come In,' The White Queen Went On, `because He Was Looking For A Hippopotamus. Now, As It Happened, There Wasn't Such A Thing In The House, That Morning.' Is There Generally?' Alice Asked In An Astonished Tone. Well, Only On Thursdays,' Said The Queen.

I Have Often Seen A Cat Without A Grin - But A Grin Without A Cat - Remember The Cat Kept Appearing And Disappearing Slowly Bit By Bit.

And How Do You Know That You're Mad?

Speak English!' Said The Eaglet. 'i Don't Know The Meaning Of Half Those Long Words, And I Don't Believe You Do Either!

It Would Be So Nice If Something Made Sense For A Change.