Everything Is So Sad And So Wonderful.

For The Love Of God, Will Someone Please Punch Me In The Face So I Can See Some Stars?

When Something Is Truly Funny, It's Funny All The Time.

Let Whatever's Going To Happen, Happen. Don't Judge It Before You Do It. Sure, Sometimes It Will Be Terrible, But Sometimes It Will Just Be Amazing. That's Where The Gold Is.

Now Men And Women Are Separate And Unequal. We Should Be Hand In Hand; In Fact, We Should Have Our Arms Around One Another.

I'm So Sick Of Betty White. Never Liked Her.