Everything Isn't Everything

Did You Hear 'bout Ticklish Tom? He Got Tickled By His Mom. Wiggled And Giggled And Fell On The Floor, . . . . And All The More That He Kept Gigglin', All The More Folks Kept Ticklin'. He Shrieked And Screamed And Rolled Around, Laughed His Way Right Out Of Town. Through The Country Down The Road, He Got Tickled By A Toad. . . . . Giggling, Rolling On His Back He Rolled On The Railroad Track. Rumble, Rumble, Whistle, Roar- Tom Ain't Ticklish Any More.

Thanksgiving Dinner's Sad And Thankless. Christmas Dinner's Dark And Blue. When You Stop And Try To See It From The Turkey's Point Of View. Sunday Dinner Isn't Sunny. Easter Feasts Are Just Bad Luck. When You See It From The Viewpoint Of A Chicken Or A Duck. Oh How I Once Loved Tuna Salad Pork And Lobsters, Lamb Chops Too Till I Stopped And Looked At Dinner From The Dinner's Point Of View.

If You Are A Dreamer Come In If You Are A Dreamer A Wisher A Liar A Hoper A Pray-er A Magic-bean-buyer If Youre A Pretender Com Sit By My Fire For We Have Some Flax Golden Tales To Spin Come In! Come In!

Teddy Said It Was A Hat, So I Put It On. Now Dad Is Saying, "where The Heck's The Toilet Plunger Gone?

No Difference Small As A Peanut, Big As A Giant, We're All The Same Size When We Turn Off The Light. Rich As A Sultan, Poor As A Mite, We're All Worth The Same When We Turn Off The Light. Red, Black Or Orange, Yellow Or White, We All Look The Same When We Turn Off The Light. So Maybe The Way, To Make Everything Right Is For God To Just Reach Out And Turn Off The Light!