Everything That Is Contradictory Creates Life

The Reason Some Portraits Don't Look True To Life Is That Some People Make No Effort To Resemble Their Pictures.

This Grandiose Tragedy That We Call Modern Art.

I Tried Sex Once With A Woman And That Woman Was Gala. It Was Overrated. I Tried Sex Once With A Man And That Man Was The Famous Juggler Federico Garcia Lorca [the Spanish Surrealist Poet]. It Was Very Painful.

Someone Like Myself, Who Claimed To Be A Real Madman, Living And Organized With A Pythagorean Precision.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?