Everything We Do We Should Look At

Because You Make Me Laugh Don't Make You A Comic. A Comedian Is A Person Who, That's How They Make Their Living.

Poor Is A State Of Mind You Never Grow Out Of, But Being Broke Is Just A Temporary Condition.

I Tell People, 'if You Want To Send A Message To The White House, Call My House.

And We Love To Dance, Especially That New One Called The Civil War Twist. The Northern Part Of You Stands Still While The Southern Part Tries To Secede.

America Has The Mightiest Military On The Planet, And They Didn't Get There With Entertainers.