Evolution Is A Laughing Matter For Anybody

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

Women Are God's Last Creation. You Suppose He's Saying, "what Should I Do To Follow This?" Well, It's Really A Head -scratcher. I Think Women Are Absolutely Wonderful. I Think This World Is Going To Be Governed By Women.

There's Been Periods Of Broadcasts In The Past Where You Could See All Ages Of Entertainers, Ranging From George Burns To Shirley Temple. That's Not The Condition Now.

Well, I'm Kinda Like George Carlin. I Think That There Ought To Be A Time Where Everybody Should Have All The Drugs They Want And There'd Be Nobody In Charge, Sort Of Like... Now!

It's A Long Way From Graceland Across Jordan To The Promised Land, But Jesus Finally Came To Lead Him Home.