Failure Makes Us Envious. Success Makes Us

The Trouble With The Young People Today Is That It Is They Who Are Young.

The More Powerless People Are, The Longer They Are Kept Waiting.

If I Could Do My Life Over, I Would Try To Cleanse At Least My Pleasures Of Self-pity.

Satire Is Born Of The Cities It Denounces.

If We Think About The Obvious Long Enough, It Dissolves.