Faith Is Like A Kernel Of Wheat.

As I've Said Many Times, The Single Most Oppressed Class In America Right Now Is The Teenager.

Speaking Of Things That'll Make Your Head Explode, "dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" Finally Made It To The Drive-in

You're Not A Real Texan Till You've Been Kicked Out Of Every Decent State In America.

I Love Martin Scorsese, But There's Another Indication Of What The Oscars Are All About. They've Ignored Martin Scorsese For Going On 35 Years Now, And I Wouldn't Be Surprised If They Passed Him Over Again. He'll Get One Of The Oscars They Give You At The End Of Your Life Because They Feel Guilty For Never Giving You An Oscar.

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