False Hope Really Makes You Cynical.

I Kid Fox News, But They May Be A Little Biased. We Had An Earthquake Here On Monday, And They Reported That 'the Earth's Crust Was Emboldened By Obama's Weakness.'

Oh, America! I Could Never Leave You! You're Like My Dog, Dumb As A Post But You Make Me Laugh!

Ask Your Doctor If Getting Off Your Ass Is Right For You

We Need More People Speaking Out. This Country Is Not Overrun With Rebels And Free Thinkers. It's Overrun With Sheep And Conformists.

But Isn't There Something Wrong When I'm The Only Guy In The Country That Got Fired For 9/11?