Families Ought To Be Noisy.

Be In General Virtuous, And You Will Be Happy.

If You'd Lose A Troublesome Visitor, Lend Him Money.

Annual Giving Is The Custom Of Making A Gift-a-year To An Institution In Which One Has Faith.

As We Must Account For Every Idle Word, So Must We Account For Every Idle Silence.

Taxes Are Indeed Very Heavy - We Are Taxed Twice As Much By Our Idleness. Three Times As Much By Our Pride. And Four Times As Much By Our Folly.