Famous, Adj.: Conspicuously Miserable.

Realism, N. The Art Of Depicting Nature As It Is Seem By Toads. The Charm Suffusing A Landscape Painted By A Mole, Or A Story Written By A Measuring-worm.

Monsieur Franqulin, Inventor Of Electricity. This Illustrious Savant, After Having Made Several Voyages Around The World, Died On The Sandwich Islands And Was Devoured By Savages, Of Whom Not A Single Fragment Was Ever Recovered.

Uncommon Extension Of The Fear Of Death.

Immigrant: An Unenlightened Person Who Thinks One Country Better Than Another.

Ability Is Commonly Found To Consist Mainly In A High Degree Of Solemnity.