Fantasy Is Literature For Teenagers.

Let's Have A Toast - To The Future Generation Of Consumers, However Many Heads Or Assholes They Have!

Writers Must Fortify Themselves With Pride And Egotism As Best They Can. The Process Is Analogous To Using Sandbags And Loose Timbers To Protect A House Against Flood. Writers Are Vulnerable Creatures Like Anyone Else. For What Do They Have In Reality? Not Sandbags, Not Timbers. Just A Flimsy Reputation And A Name.

A Writer Should Say To Himself, Not, How Can I Get More Money?, But How Can I Reach More Readers (without Lowering Standards)?

Relax, Enjoy Yourself. Have Another Drink. It's Patriotic To Overconsume.

To Be A Standard Shape Is Not All In Life. To Know Is Also Important.