Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart

A Little Religion, And A Little Honesty, Goes A Great Way In Courts.

If You Wou'd Have Guests Merry With Your Cheer, Be So Your Self, Or So At Least Appear.

Virtue May Not Always Make A Face Handsome, But Vice Will Certainly Make It Ugly.

So Much For Industry, My Friends, And Attention To One's Own Business; But To These We Must Add Frugality If We Would Make Our Industry More Certainly Successful. A Man May, If He Knows Not How To Save As He Gets, Keep His Nose All His Life To The Grindstone, And Die Not Worth A Grout At Last.

Ambition Has Its Disappointments To Sour Us, But Never The Good Fortune To Satisfy Us. Its Appetite Grows Keener By Indulgence And All We Can Gratify It With At Present Serves But The More To Inflame Its Insatiable Desires.