Fashion, N. A Despot Whom The Wise

Eccentricity, N. A Method Of Distinction So Cheap That Fools Employ It To Accentuate Their Incapacity.

Convictions Are Variable; To Be Always Consistent Is To Be Sometimes Dishonest.

Newtonian, Pertaining To A Philosophy Of The Universe Invented By Newton, Who Discovered That An Apple Will Fall To The Ground, But Was Unable To Say Why. His Successors And Disciples Have Advanced So Far As To Be Able To Say When.

Friendless. Having No Favors To Bestow. Destitute Of Fortune. Addicted To Utterance Of Truth And Common Sense.

Litigant. A Person About To Give Up His Skin For The Hope Of Retaining His Bones.