Fate Can Be One Mean God At

It Must Be Hard For Humans, Forever Floundering Through Inconvenient Geography. Humans Are Always Lost. It's A Basic Characteristic. It Explains A Lot About Them.

I Have, Before Now, Waited For A Pen To Perform A Macro.

-oh Yes? Can You Identify Yourself? -certainly. I'd Know Me Anywhere.

Sergeant Colon Of The Ankh-morpork City Guard Was On Duty. He Was Guarding The Brass Bridge, The Main Link Between Ankh And Morpork. From Theft. When It Came To Crime Prevention, Sergeant Colon Found It Safest To Think Big.

The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Nothing.