Fear And God Do Not Occupy The

In The South They Don't Mind How Close I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Big. In The North They Don't Mind How Big I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Close.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

I Am One Of The Funniest People On The Planet.

One Of The Things I Keep Learning Is That The Secret Of Being Happy Is Doing Things For Other People.

I Buy About $1,500 Worth Of Papers Every Month. Not That I Trust Them. I'm Looking For The Crack In The Fabric.