Few Men Progress, Except As They Are

If You Go To Church, And Like The Singing Better Than The Preaching, That's Not Orthodox.

If A Man Takes One Day Off, It Takes Him About Three Days To Get The Harness Fitted Again.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.

When A Man Asks Your Advice, He Usually Tells You Just How He Expects You To Decide.

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.