Few Men Progress, Except As They Are

The Only Gambling Tip Which Amounts To Anything Is To Keep Out Of The Game.

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

No Man Can Smile In The Face Of Adversity And Mean It.

A Man Forgets His Good Luck Next Day, But Remembers His Bad Luck Until Next Year.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.