Few Of Us Could Bear To Have

Each Day, The American Housewife Turns Toward Television As Toward A Lover. She Feels Guilty About It, And Well She Might, For He's Covered With Warts And Is Only After Her Money.

How Tired God Must Be Of Guilt And Loneliness, For That Is All We Ever Bring To Him.

Many Are Saved From Sin By Being So Inept At It.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!

Neurotics Dream Of A Good Life, Or A Great Suicide Note.