Few Sons Are Like Their Fathers -

Accept These Grateful Tears...for Thee They Flow, For Thee... That Ever Felt Another's Woe.

Without A Sign, His Sword The Brave Man Draws, And Asks No Omen, But His Country's Cause.

Being Popular Is The Most Important Thing In The World!

Guns Aren't Toys! They're For Family Protection, Hunting Dangerous Or Delicious Animals, And Keeping The King Of England Out Of Your Face!

No Man Or Woman Born, Coward Or Brave, Can Shun His Destiny.