Film Is The Cheapest Part Of The

I've Always Been The King Of Silence. I've Always Been A Minimalist Comedian. I've Taken My Influence From Jack Benny, Who Was The King Of That I've Always Done 'less Is More.'

What Do You Think The Devil Is Going To Look Like If He's Around? Nobody Is Going To Be Taken In If He Has A Long, Red, Pointy Tail. No. I'm Semi-serious Here. He Will Look Attractive And He Will Be Nice And Helpful And He Will Get A Job Where He Influences A Great God-fearing Nation And He Will Never Do An Evil Thing... He Will Just Bit By Little Bit Lower Standards Where They Are Important. Just Coax Along Flash Over Substance... Just A Tiny Bit. And He Will Talk About All Of Us Really Being Salesmen. And He'll Get All The Great Women.

I've Always Been In The Middle Of Making My Own Movies, So Taking Acting Jobs That Take Me Away From That Has Been Impossible.

I Think Anger And Laughter Are Very Close To Each Other, When You Think About It.

How Many People Didn't Get A Part Who Would Have Been Better Than The Person Who Got The Part? Thousands.