Film Is The Cheapest Part Of The

I Like Movies About Failing.

It's Better To Be Known By Six People For Something You're Proud Of Than To Be Known By Sixty Million For Something You're Not.

Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.

I Don't Want To Get Close To People Who Have Secrets That I Don't Know About.

If Anything Happens To Me, Tell Every Woman I've Ever Gone With I Was Talking About Her At The End. That Way, They'll Have To Reevaluate Me.