Firemen Have The Coolest Toys Ever!

If I Haven't Had Any Long Term Psychological Side Effects From All The Things I've Already Done On This Show, This Isn't Gonna Hurt Much More.

Gravity. It's Not Just A Good Idea; It's The Law!

How Hard Can It Be To Blow Up A Room Full Of Gasoline?!

I Go Home At The End Of The Day And I Rarely Talk About What I Did That Day. So My Wife's Experience Is Just Like That Of Anybody Else Whose Husband Goes Away To A Blue Collar Job And Comes Home Bruised And Dirty And Often Proud Of The Work That They're Doing.

The Explosions, Like The Urban Legends, Are A Great Way Of Bringing People In To Watch, Because It's Really Fun, And You Know We're Always Going To Give You A Satisfying Ending.