Firemen Have The Coolest Toys Ever!

Jamie's Gonna Go Take A Break Now, And I Am Going To Continue The On-going Process Of Making A Fool Of Myself And Go Ahead And Try It Myself.

Sometimes My Brain Writes A Check That Reality Can't Cash.

We Don't Necessarily Stand By Our Faults Every Time, But We Will Always Stand By Our Methodologies And Ethos.

The Explosions, Like The Urban Legends, Are A Great Way Of Bringing People In To Watch, Because It's Really Fun, And You Know We're Always Going To Give You A Satisfying Ending.

We Didn't Set Out To Be Educators Or Even Scientists, And We Don't Purport That What We Do Is Real Science But We're Demonstrating A Methodology By Which One Can Engage And Satisfy Your Curiosity.