First Thing You Learnis That You'vealways Got

You Know The Expression 'god Protects Fools And Drunks'? I Qualify For Both.

Plucked Her Eyebrows On The Way, Shaved Her Legs And Then He Was A She. She Said, Hey Babe, Take A Walk On The Wild Side.

What I Really Love Is My Scotch. It's The Power, The Power Of Positive Drinking.

I Wish I Had A Talking Book That Told Me How To Act And Look, A Talking Book That Contained Keys To Past And Present Memories

Music Was What Bothered Me, What Interested Me.