Michael Jackson Was A Poor Black Boy

The First Rule Of Holes: When You're In One Stop Digging.

Mostly, Texas Women Are Tough In Some Very Fundamental Ways. Not Unfeminine, Nor Necessarily Unladylike, Just Tough!

The Founders Were Right All Along, But The Results Are A Lot Funnier Than They Intended.

Good Thing We've Still Got Politics In Texas - Finest Form Of Free Entertainment Ever Invented.

Economist Frederick Thayer Has Studied The History Of Our Balanced-budget Crusades And Has Come Up With Some Depressing Statistics. We Have Had Six Major Depressions In Our History (1819, 1837, 1857, 1873, 1893 And 1929); All Six Of Them Followed Sustained Periods Of Reducing The National Debt. We Have Had Almost Chronic Deficits Since The 1930s, And There Has Been No Depression Since Then - The Longest Crash-free Period In Our History.