Folks, Tomorrow America Will Get To Hear

What's The Difference Between Lindsay Lohan And Rick Perry? It Only Takes Lindsay Four And A Half Hours To Finish A Sentence.

Michele Bachmann Told Reporters That She Will Lead The Nation In Prayer If She Is Elected President. You Know If She Is Elected President, We All Better Be Praying. She Doesn't Have To Lead Us.

Do You Know What White House Correspondents Call Actors Who Pose As Reporters? Anchors.

At The Sharper Image Store, I Saw A Body Fat Analyzer. Didn't That Used To Be Called A Mirror?

George W. Bush Loves Golf Because It's Like The Election--low Score Wins.