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Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought To Have To Be Lied To.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought
Jerry Seinfeld
Folks Who Go Through The Tabloids Ought To Have To Be Lied To.
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