Food Is My Thing, I Do Not

Pretty Much Everywhere I Go, I'm Pretty Much Thinking I'm Going To Be Bounced. I Am Still The Outsider Who Snuck Into The Party. I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

It Was A Nightmare Having Cameras In The House 10 Hours A Day For A Month.

I Prefer Being Known For My Stand-up Because I Write It. I Love Being An Actor, And Saying Other People's Words Is Great. But Then, When I Do Stand-up, I Love Getting My Own Point Of View Out There.

Well, My Whole Thing With Gossip Is I Couldn't Care Less If It's True.

I Can Say Whatever I Want. So Do Not Bring The Kids. It's Definitely Rated R.