Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open

The Wheel That Squeaks The Loudest Is The One That Gets The Grease.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Dangers Are Sum Like A Kold Bath, Very Dangerous While You Stand Stripped On The Bank, But Often Not Only Harmless, But Invigorating, If You Pitch Into Them.

The Lion And The Lamb May, Possibly, Sumtime Lay Down In This World Together For A Fu Minnits, But When The Lion Kums Tew Git Up, The Lamb Will Be Missing.

The Trouble With Most Folks Isn't Their Ignorance. It's Knowin' So Many Things That Ain't So.