Football, Bloody Hell!

I Was Lying In Bed On A Saturday Morning, Reading The Paper, When My Phone Went. The Caller Was Rangers Director, Jack Gillespie, And He Offered Me The Manager's Job At Ibrox. I Was Flattered But Declined With Thanks. John Greig Was A Good Friend Of Mine And I Had No Intention Of Being Involved In Ousting Him.

Jose [mourinho] Was One Of Those Guys On A Surfboard Who Can Stay Longer On The Wave Than Anyone Else.

I'm Going To Tell You The Story About The Geese Which Fly 5,000 Miles From Canada To France.

We Have To Try To Beat Everyone.

He Is Improving All The Time. He Is Only 21 And Who Knows What He Is Capable Of. (on Cristiano Ronaldo)