For A Host, Above All, Must Be

I'm Sorry To Say So But, Sadly, It's True That Bang-ups And Hang-ups Can Happen To You.

So, Open Your Mouth, Lad! For Every Voice Counts!

It's A Troublesome World. All The People Who Are In It Are Troubled With Troubles Almost Every Minute. You Ought To Be Thankful, A Whole Heaping Lot, For The Places And People You're Lucky You're Not.

[a]s You Partake Of The World's Bill Of Fare, That's Darned Good Advice To Follow. Do A Lot Of Spitting Out The Hot Air. And Be Careful What You Swallow.

Oh The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done!