For A Taste That's A Bit More

Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

Reality Tv Was To Me The Worst Form Of Entertainment--the Modern Equivalent Of Paying Sixpence To Watch Lunatics Howling At The Wall Down At The Local Madhouse.

...being Written By Someone Who Might Not Quite Understand The Subconscious Nuance Of The Character Leaves Us In Varying Degrees Of Flatness.

Writing Is A Subtle Art That Is Reached Mostly By Self-discovery And Experimentation.

I Still Feel Threatened By Academics, But My Books Have A Lot Of Academic In-jokes And Everybody Assumes I Went To University And Studied English.