For A Taste That's A Bit More

It Took Me Ten Years And Seven Books To Bag An Agent - It Took Me That Long To Start Writing Good.

Mr. Mcgregor's A Nasty Piece Of Work, Isn't He? Quite The Darth Vader Of Children's Literature.

The Kingdom Of Hereford Was Unique In The Ununited Kingdoms For Having Driving Tests Based On Maturity, Not Age, Much To The Chagrin Of A Lot Of Males, Some Of Whom Were Still Failing To Make The Grade At Thirty-two.

Goodness Is Weakness, Pleasantness Is Poisonous, Serenity Is Mediocrity And Kindness Is For Losers. The Best Reason For Committing Loathsome And Detestable Acts – And Let’s Face It, I Am Considered Something Of An Expert In This Field – Is Purely For Their Own Sake. Monetary Gain Is All Very Well, But It Dilutes The Taste Of Wickedness To A Lower Level That Is Obtainable By Almost Anyone With An Overdeveloped Sense Of Avarice. True And Baseless Evil Is As Rare As The Purest Good.

We Were Developing A Machine That Used Egg White, Heat And Sugar To Synthesize Methanol When A Power Surge Caused An Implosion. Owens Was Meringued. By The Time We Chipped Him Out The Poor Chap Had Expired.