For An Athlete, There's No Time Off

What's The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Quarterback? He Loses His Confidence.

You Find Out In Life That People Really Like You Funny. So What Do You Give 'em? Humor. And Then If You Show Them The Other Side, They Don't Like You As Much. I Find, Too, That I Can Hide Behind The Idiot's Mask Being Funny, And You Never See The Sorrow Or The Pain.

If I'm Not The Sexiest Man Alive, Explain Why So Many Women Married Me.

James Davison Took Me Out To Show Me Where Karl Is Living Right Now And Where Hes Going To Build. Karl Wasnt At Home. He Was Out There Somewhere In The Woods Riding On Some Caterpillar Or Some Kind Of Tractor. But I Figured Wed At Least Knock On The Door To See If He Was There. His Wife Answered The Door. So We Got To Meet Kay Before Karl.

The Best Thing You Can Say About Any Coach Is His Players Play Hard For Him.