For God's Sake,' The Dog Is Saying,

No Realistic, Sane Person Goes Around Chicago Without Protection.

All A Writer Has To Do To Get A Woman Is To Say He's A Writer. It's An Aphrodisiac.

Boredom Is The Conviction That You Can't Change ... The Shriek Of Unused Capacities.

Take Our Politicians: They're A Bunch Of Yo-yos. The Presidency Is Now A Cross Between A Popularity Contest And A High School Debate, With An Encyclopedia Of Cliches.

If I'm Out Of My Mind, It's All Right With Me, Thought Moses Herzog.