For I Am Divided For Love's Sake,

Sex Is The Sacred Song Of The Soul; Sex Is The Sanctuary Of Self.

Your Friends Will Notice At Once That Glib Vacuities Fail To Impress, And Hate You, And Tell Lies About You. It's Worth It.

You Can Only Accomplish Your Object In Life By Complete Disregard Of The Opinions Of Other People.

The Customer Is Usually Wrong, But Statistics Indicate That It Doesn't Pay To Tell Him So

May The New Year Bring You Courage To Break Your Resolutions Early!