For Me, My Life Goal Is To

I Value My Health And My Happiness. And I've Realized Exercise Can Give Me Both Of Those Things.

My Dad Finds Twitter Just Infinitely Unrelatable. He's Like, 'why Would I Want To Tell Anybody What I Had For A Snack, It's Private?!' And I'm Like, 'why Would You Even Have A Snack If You Didn't Tell Anybody? Why Bother Eating?'

When Someone Anonymous Tells Me I'm Fat, That's Not A Person To Me. If They're Not Going To Acknowledge Me As A Person, I'm Certainly Not Going To Acknowledge Them As A Person.

My Mom Said The Term Heavy Petting Existed A Lot When She Was In High School.

I Have An Authority Problem.