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While We Flatter Ourselves That Things Remain The Same, They Are Changing Under Our Very Eyes From Year To Year, From Day To Day.

It Is Dull Enough To Confuse The Eye In Following, Pronounced Enough To Constantly Irritate And Provoke Study, And When You Follow The Lame Uncertain Curves For A Little Distance They Suddenly Commit Suicide—plunge Off At Outrageous Angles, Destroy Themselves In Unheard Of Contradictions.

As For Mother Eve - I Wasn't There And Can't Deny The Story, But I Will Say This. If She Brought Evil Into The World, We Men Have Had The Lion's Share Of Keeping It Going Ever Since.

The Women Who Do The Most Work Get The Least Money, And The Women Who Have The Most Money Do The Least Work.

A Man Does Not Have To Stay At Home All Day, In Order To Love It; Why Should A Woman?