For Men Who Want To Flee Family

Real Feminism Is Spinsterhood.

Keep Dating And You Will Become So Sick, So Badly Crippled, So Deformed, So Emotionally Warped And Mentally Defective That You Will Marry Anybody.

In Mississippi The Important Thing Is Hooch, Not Bar Equipment.

Golf Is An Exercise In Scottish Pointlessness For People Who Are No Longer Able To Throw Telephone Poles At Each Other.

My Object Is To Live In A Place That Does Not Call Itself 'the Community With A Heart.' I Want One Of Those Godforsaken Towns Where All The Young People Leave And The Rest Sit On The Porch With A Rifle Across Their Knees.