For My Next Trick I Will Make

On Some Level Any Appearance On Television Can Be Seen As A Product Endorsement.

Everyone Is A Little Bitter. We're Born Bitter. The Personality Itself Is Really Just A Very Complex Defense Mechanism. A Reaction To The First Time Someone Said, "no You Can't.

I’m Glad To Be Part Of The War On Sadness. I’m A Part Time Employee Of The Illusion That Keeps People Stupid.

The Worst Thing About Living In This World, In General, Is That Things Get Overwhelming, And Things Cause A Tremendous Amount Of Despair And Anxiety.

We Live In A Culture Where People Are Self-centered And Careerist And Everybody Seems To Think They Have Too Much On Their Plate Or They Just Don't Have Time For Other People's Pain.