For Our Stories Are Not Yet Finished,

I Turned My Home State Of Florida Into The Land Of Xanth.

Polishing: A Useful Lesson For The Hopeful Writer. You Say Your Tormented Prose Doesn't Read As Well As Mine? Neither Does Mine, At First!

Never Thought I'd See The Day When Death Was Denied. That Leaves Taxes As The Only Certainty.

Keep Writing, Because Not Only Does Practice Improve Skill, It Gives You More Chances To Score On The Market. I Did That For Eight Years Before Making My First Sale.

Barbarian --a Code Of Conduct Honored By All True Barbarian Warriors, Requiring Excellent Coordination With Weapons, Closeness To Nature, Awkwardness With Women, Common Sense, And Completion Of The Mission.