For The Female Of The Species Is

And The Talk Slid North, And The Talk Slid South With The Sliding Puffs From The Hookah-mouth; Four Things Greater Than All Things Are Women And Horses And Power And War.

However The World Pretends To Divide Itself, There Are Only Two Divisions In The World Today - Human Beings And Germans.

Fill The Unforgiving Minute With Sixty Seconds Worth Of Distance Run.

Never Praise A Sister To A Sister, In The Hope Of Your Compliments Reaching The Proper Ears.

Borrow Trouble For Yourself, If That's Your Nature, But Don't Lend It To Your Neighbours.